Do you know whats rad?
Consistency? Time management skills? Not disappearing for months at a time? Having an iota of an upload schedule for social media sites such as deviant art?
No. Wrong.
Dragons.
Dragons are RAD. AS. HELL.
I've loved those scalely mofos since I was 6 Gregorian years old and I still love them today as a tax paying certified adult. I will continue to think of dragons as one of the singular most rad things in the universe until the day I am 6 feet under the dirt feeding worms. Even then I'm having a poster of one of these majestic beasts pasted to my coffin lid. Preferably of the glow in the dark variety.
That’s why I joined a site called FlightRising. Its neopets. But radder. Why? Because is filled with god damn DRAGONS. You want dragons. Go look it up, get on the dragon train, its the future.
Now kickass dragons deserve luxurious items, clothing, pets, and accessories. You know whats hard to buy when you have zero dollars? Literally all of those things. Guess who has zero dragon dollars. Me. Its me. You guessed right.
Thats why I'm taking commissions. Do I want your paper money? Your deviantart points or llamas? No. I want dragon money. Pay me in dragon money like the internet nerd I am.
You got a flightrising? You want humanish art since I can't actually draw dragons for the life of me despite trying to for half my lifetime? Hit me up. I am your cephalopod. Dm me my dude and lets make this magical (gijinka as the kids say) art a reality.
Edit!! Thank you for the commissions! My dragons are now living in a gold lined, pimped out cave eating calamari!